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    If life were a video game, ______

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    Peanutbuttah
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    If life were a video game, ______

    Post  Peanutbuttah on Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:51 pm

    Another quirky idea I thought of today

    -I would be able to smash bricks with my head.

    -I would be able to kill you for 50 points, then shoot you in the head, for another 100.

    -I would be able to play guitar, and drums, and sing.

    -I would be able to be able to find gems by cutting grass and smashing pots with my sword.

    -I would be able to come up some guy, beat him up and take his car.

    -I wouldn't be able to walk in my front yard for two seconds without a Rattata popping out. I swear, I'd mow that shit, but I always manage to get a Geodude caught in the mower.


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    jevot

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    Re: If life were a video game, ______

    Post  jevot on Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:46 am

    I'd be able to beat up small animals for all the money I'd need.

    tosha96
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    Re: If life were a video game, ______

    Post  tosha96 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:32 pm

    , then the rich and famous ones would be the hackers Razz



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    Titan
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    Re: If life were a video game, ______

    Post  Titan on Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:00 pm

    I would already know the ending.


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    Endlersaurus
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    Re: If life were a video game, ______

    Post  Endlersaurus on Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:19 pm

    I'd be dead because I'm bad.
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    2Tie
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    Re: If life were a video game, ______

    Post  2Tie on Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:26 pm

    I'd be a champion five times over.
    I'd be a fox person.
    I'd be able to PAWNCH someone.


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    Re: If life were a video game, ______

    Post  Champion on Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:39 pm

    I'd have posted this sooner.
    I'd be able to run on walls.
    I'd be able to carry 2000 small priceless rocks in an invisable wallet in a nonexistant pocket.
    I'd be able to carry a large metal ball the size of my torso withought any noticable shape in my clothing.
    I'd kill Link for defying physics. ok maybe not.

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