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    Random Quotes of Epic Proportions

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    Peanutbuttah
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    Random Quotes of Epic Proportions

    Post  Peanutbuttah on Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:53 pm

    Ello there!

    Peanutbuttah here with quite the random topic, made for discussing funny or interesting quotes you've heard throughout your amazing journey called life.


    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
    Steven Wright

    A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore
    Yogi Berra

    All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
    Casey Stengel

    Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
    Steven Wright

    Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
    Fran Lebowitz

    I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
    W. C. Fields

    I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
    Woody Allen

    I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
    Woody Allen

    I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger


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    TheLaw
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    Re: Random Quotes of Epic Proportions

    Post  TheLaw on Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:26 pm

    "Zerg needs to feel more swarm-like. The only reason I beat my opponent was because I could throw an endless amount of units at him."

    -Random Zerg Player

    This made me facepalm. xD

    Champion

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    Re: Random Quotes of Epic Proportions

    Post  Champion on Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:46 pm

    "Facebook is like jail. youwrite on walls and get poked by people you don't know."
    -myself and others

    It's true. that makes it funny. tongue

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    Re: Random Quotes of Epic Proportions

    Post  Champion on Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:48 pm

    "Middle school: too young to do things well and too old to have the adults do it for you."

    -comment by myself to my brother.

    Still true. Still funny. tongue

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